I love many things about Jay. One of which is that he is a great conversationalist… even in his sleep. Here’s an example:
Sleeping Jay: My students are painting a map on the side of the house.
Me: Really? Why are they doing that?
Sleeping Jay (annoyed that I would have to ask): Cause that’s what I have ‘em doing! Sheesh!
Then he rolls over and goes back to dreaming about maps.
What’s not to love about that?