I love many things about Jay. One of which is that he is a great conversationalist… even in his sleep. Here’s an example:

Sleeping Jay: My students are painting a map on the side of the house.

Me: Really? Why are they doing that?

Sleeping Jay (annoyed that I would have to ask): Cause that’s what I have ‘em doing! Sheesh!

Then he rolls over and goes back to dreaming about maps.

What’s not to love about that?